How Batshit crazy do you think people would go...

[Misty: Baytheist Living!]

If we had a billboard aimed at kids. 

Not really young kids, of course.

I mean. They have to be old enough to read. 

 

But what if we listed some statistics about 'No Religion' that shine us in a positive light and have some of our cartoon characters plastered on there with big old grins and something about 

"Pick the Winning Side"

or something overtly cheesy really in your face.

 

I mean, it shouldn't be too hard to find a few good stats about us, right?

I'm sure we are more likely to graduate from college or something like that. 

Hard facts. Things that can't e debated.